greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

butt-berry:

Transparent mega Sableye ready to haunt ur blog

butt-berry:

Transparent mega Sableye ready to haunt ur blog

chalriepace:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

chalriepace:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

banasmagiccastle:

charikage:

Pokemon Egg Plush by Takara TOMY — Coming April 2013

NO I WANT THESE

THEY APPEAL TO THE POKEFARM ADDICT IN ME AND THE SMALL CUTE THINGS IN SMALL CUTE THINGS ADDICT IN ME

CRAP

waluiqi:

im 17 but look 11. dermatologists hate me.

unsatisfiedjudge:

i think it’s so wonderful how people have best friends?? there’s a person that’s always going to be there for you and they’ll do everything in their power to make you happy. they’ll make lame jokes with you and laugh at the stupid puns you make and i think that’s beautiful

dontcrytogepi:

Artist
pxelprince:

Uhh….

pxelprince:

Uhh….